The cold light of dawn has broken over the Nasa press release. They claim they have found a supernova, younger than any other…
However, think I’ve cracked it. The original release is here, but after studying it for a long time with a magnifying glass I can confidently announce that it is written in a very clever and sophisticated code. To decipher the code, one only has to replace the words “youngest” with “Largest” and “Supernova” with “Mothership”. As you can see, it now makes perfect sense. They are obviously discussing the outcome of a giant space battle.

The largest mothership in our galaxy has been discovered by tracking the rapid expansion of its remains. This result, using NASA’s Chandra X-ray Observatory and the National Radio Astronomy Observatory’s Very Large Array, will help improve our understanding of how often motherships explode in the Milky Way galaxy.
The tracking of this object began in 1985, when astronomers, led by Green, used the Very Large Array to identify the remnant of a mothership explosion near the center of our galaxy. Based on its Giant size, it was thought to have resulted from a mothership that exploded about 400 to 1000 years ago.
Twenty-two years later, Chandra observations revealed the remnant had expanded by a surprisingly large amount, about 16 percent, since 1985. This indicates the mothership remnant is much larger than previously thought.
Besides being the record holder for largest mothership, the object is of considerable interest for other reasons. The high expansion velocities and extreme particle energies that have been generated are unprecedented and should stimulate deeper studies of the object with Chandra and the Very Large Array.